Q is for Quiet Time

There are some men who wait until they are completely home alone, put on some porn, and then pick up the phone. Then there are others who are just so horny they can't wait to be alone. They have to wait until their wife hops in the shower and then quickly call me to rub one out. There are others who sneak into the bathroom at work to unzip their pants, pull their dicks off and jerk it while just listening to my voice. These times are very, very hot for me.

You don't always have to be alone to enjoy my company. Just because you have to be quiet doesn't mean I have to be. I can do all of the talking if that's what you need from me. I have lots of fun stories that I'm sure can get you off. Sometimes I don't even have to talk. You can just listen to me rub my sweet little pussy while you stroke and stroke until you explode. Sometimes I actually enjoy being able to say and do whatever I want without you telling me no. No can be such a gross word.

It feels so naughty to know you can be caught at any moment, doesn't it? Sometimes it's so difficult to stay so quiet, isn't it?

O is for Orgasm

One of my favorite things about being one of the elite girls here at yourdesires is the amount of times I get to cum. When I'm at home and not here I don't have nearly as many orgasms. It's not that I don't have sex or masturbate (because I totally do). I think it's that I don't get to devote all of my attention to laying in bed with my fingers playing with my twat.
Here it's expected. If my orgasms don't reach double digits in a day that means something is wrong. Luckily if the boys aren't making me cum, then the other ladies are. I would be lying if I said there wasn't a bit of down time between calls. During those times we usually just focus on each other. We've gotta keep our panties wet for you guys. That usually means fingering and licking. I try to keep the strap on away until the phone rings. I don't want to get too distracted.
The best is when it's both. I'm not sure I can truly explain how hot it is to hear a guy jerking off over the phone when there's a girl making me cum by licking or fingering or fucking me while he listens. It's not as easy to time it so we cum together since I don't have as much control as when I'm doing it myself, but that's part of the fun.
I'll let you pick which girl I play with next. There are just too many options for me.

M is for Moans

One of my favorite things in the whole, wide world is orgasms. I love cumming. I could lay in bed all day with hands in my panties and rub until I cum over and over again.
The beauty of this is that I do get to do that. I get to relax and you get to listen to me while I make myself feel so good. I especially love when you play with me. We can listen to each other get hotter and hotter until we both explode. We can talk dirty and filthy to each other. Tell each other our fantasies while our breathe gets heavier until we can barely get the words out.
I don't know about you, but the more turned on I get the filthier the fantasies get. When I'm thisclose to the edge you might be surprised by what comes out of my mouth. It might shock you or it might be just to push to get you to squirt all over yourself. We could try it the other way too. You keep saying filthy and naughty things to me until I can't hold back anymore.
Sometimes it's nice to not talk at all. We can both just listen to the moans and groans and grunts of pure sex.
So which ones sounds the best? I think I'll let you decide. You can also decide what happens to the panties after I get them all soaked.

K is for Kinky

I started this alphabet list to give you guys a better idea of what gets my pussy wet. Kinky is such a general term and can mean such different things to different people. That being said, I am one kinky bitch. I love anything and everything kinky.
Anal sex is kinky to some people and I am totally into having my asshole reamed out by a big hard cock. Age play is kinky and I love playing that out too. Bondage? Yes please. CBT? Oh yeah! Oral sex? You know it! I really do love it all.
There is no such thing as too kinky for me. Even if it's too kinky for you, it isn't for me.
You know those REALLY dark thoughts that you have that only come out when you are so horny? The ones that only pop into your head when you haven't had an orgasm in a long time and are so worked up you could explode? The ones you wouldn't even think about telling the person you're fucking because they would think you were such a pervert? Those are the ones I want to hear. Those ones get me hot. I don't get to hear about sick, twisted things nearly enough.
I enjoy BDSM and vanilla sex, but sometimes I need the taboo stories. Those gets me so turned on and worked up. Sometimes I need to lay back and rub my sweet, little pussy while you tell me something really fucked up. I'll chime in every now and then with a "and then what?" or "how did it feel", but mostly I'll be getting myself off to what a perv you are.
I'm not completely selfish. I'll share some things with you too. I've got my fair share of taboo stories that will get your dick hard.
You share yours first. Please?

I is for Inanimate Objects

This is a pretty recent discovery for me. Not too long ago, I was browsing one of my favorite porn sites. I have a thing for watching guys masturbate so I was looking through those. I stumbled across a video of a guy pounding the shit out of his blow up doll. At first I thought it was silly, but I kept watching. Before I knew it, my pussy started to tingle and my nipples started to get hard. I don't know what it was, but watching this dude on top of this doll and bending it and pounding into it. He was shoving his dick into whatever hole he could. It was the sexiest thing I've seen in a long time. You could tell this is how he wanted to fuck a real girl, but may have been too much of a pussy to actually give it to a girl that hard. He was giving it to this doll just to get himself off. I ended up cumming in my panties watching him cum in her fake cunt.

The next day, I searched a little harder. I found videos of men humping pillows (HOT!), mattresses (HOT!), exercise balls (HOT!), and stuffed animals (HOT!!!!). The more I watched the more I was enjoying it.

I've gotten to explore this new fetish of mine on the phone and in real life and it is still and endless source of entertainment. It's crazy sexy and a little silly. It's funny, fun, and hot. You really can't go wrong with that.

So, what are you going to hump for me?

F is for Flesh Against Flesh

I know this may seem weird considering that there is no actual body contact when we play (unless it's a two girl call!). However, there is plenty of flesh rubbing against flesh during our calls. That's what makes me hot.

There are sounds that drive me crazy. The obvious one is your hand pumping up and down your lubed up dick. That wet slippery sound is something I can listen to all day. Sometimes I do. When your cock is really, really hard I adore the sound of your open hand slapping against the head and your shaft. In both cases I can instruct how fast and how hard each one is happening. Sometimes it is just to give you the exact pain or pleasure I require of you. Most of the time I'm playing the conductor and I'm figuring out just the right sounds to maximize my own pleasure. The one thing that always works is the sweet sound of your hands slapping your balls. If you squeeze your balls to make the skin nice and tight then the sound of your palm slapping that smooth surface is almost too much for me. You would not believe how wet that makes me.

If you're thinking this all sounds completely selfish, you're probably right. I usually don't put it that way. In my opinion, you getting to hear my fingers working in and out of my wet pussy should be equally as exciting to you. You may also know that I love slapping my tits around. I promise that is also a very pleasant body contact sound.

What would you like to hear?

D is for Dirty Panties

Pay close attention, boys. You're about to hear some juicy details about me. Some of them you might already know since I readily share my masturbation habits to just about anyone who will listen. Consider this a refresher course. For those of you who don't know, you are about to find out.
I have a particular way that I like to play with my pussy. I have toys which I do use. Some of them vibrate and some of them don't. My favorite toy is and always has been my hands. My fingers always know just the right places to touch and with just the right amount of pressure. With my fingers I get to feel how wet I'm getting. I get to feel how warm I'm getting. I get to feel how tight my little pussy hole is and the way it clenches when I'm having that much needed orgasm.
Not only do I use my fingers, but I also like to keep my panties on. I don't slip them down around my knees. I don't pull them to the side. I keep them just where they are and slide my hand right down the front. It always feels so much naughtier and more secret. It's like at any second someone could walk in and see me laying there on the bed. I'd have to make the choice to either pull my hand out quick and pretend I wasn't doing anything but staring at the ceiling or I'd let my guest watch my hand wiggle inside the fabric.
Even if I did try to hide what I was doing the wet spot in the crotch would be the dead giveaway. When I'm playing with myself the panties catch all of my delicious cunt juice. Absorbing the flavor and the scent of me. Holding it right there for you to enjoy. Can you imagine how soaking wet they get? How yummy they smell?
How could you not want a freshly worn pair for your collection?

B is for Blue Balls

Everyone knows that I *love* cum. I love everything about it. When I say "everything" I'm including making you hold it in your balls. It is so sexy to get a man rock hard (by any means necessary) and making him stay that way. Of course, I like to play the cock and the balls. I like to stroke and caress and spank, and lick and suck and all of those other goodies. I also like to do all of those things without a release of white, sticky cum. I love watching the cock get so hard that it twitches with even the tiniest touch. I love seeing the head get bright purple. I love seeing the balls get tight and tense just waiting to expel that liquid. I love watching the look on a gentleman's face change from pleasure to agony with each stroke and each firm "No! Not yet!" that comes out of my mouth. And I especially love the sounds of panting and whimpering and then the begging. The sound of a grown man begging get my nipples so hard and gets my pussy so wet. I get so turned on that my little cunt needs some relief. Since I'm the one in charge, I'll almost always opt to let you watch me finger myself to orgasm. It's very important that you keep stroking during my solo adventure. That's what gets me so hot. If you can't control yourself and end up squirting I hope you are prepared to take the consequences.

Awwww. Boys are so sweet.

This sweet boy sent me an email apologizing for not having the time or money to call me lately so to make it up to me I asked him to jot down some of my best qualities. I'm hoping this is just the rough draft, but I figured he would want to see his words in print.




Here are some random thoughts I wrote just now:

In the days following our conversations, I find her words echoing in my
mind, altering how I feel and who I am in the direction of her choosing.

She helped me face the fact that every girl I've ever dated cheated on me
left and right, and to understand exactly why, even using their full names
(including middle names!) to hammer it home.

She provided an objective and critical view of my anatomy which has left me
feeling completely horrible about myself, and fully agreeing with women's
negative appraisal of what I have and what I am.

I now realize that my chronic masturbation isn't just a phase, but a life
condition. Thanks to Autumn, I'm now trying to cope with this reality.

Autumn is easily the cleverest girl I’ve ever had the pleasure of speaking
to. What she isn’t is nice. Instead, she’s used her intelligence and
creativity to methodically and very sadistically dismantle my psyche,
rearranging it in a way that amuses her while crippling me. I’ll never be
“okay” again, and I don’t want to be. All I want is for Autumn to chop me up
into even finer pieces.

These are just some of the wonderful things Autumn has done to me.

Autumn is everything to me, I'm nothing to her, and this is as it should be.


Love Always,
Totally Into Men