J is for Jugs

One of the first things that people notice about me (besides the red hair) are my fairly large breasts. Even during the winter when I'm bundled up they are pretty visible.
Ever since they first started to develop I've understood how attractive they are. The boys were always wanting to grope them, kiss them, play with them, and rub their dicks on them. Today most of the guys that I have sex with end up fucking my tits and spraying at least one load all of them. I can't seem to help myself; I have to either rub the cum all over my perfect globes or have a taste of their fresh jizz off of my skin. Sometimes I'll even let the cum dry on my breasts and go out so I can watch the men's faces when they've noticed my glazed tits. It is so sexy to watch a cock disappear into my cleavage and see the head reappear and disappear as he fucks the shit out of my knockers. It's especially hot when he's holding onto them tight and squeezing and manhandling them.
I love having them roughed up. The more marks the better. I love having them slapped around REALLY hard so that they get nice and red. Or having them whipped or flogged until I scream for you to stop. My tits look so hot when they are all bruised up and swollen and my nipples are hard for days because they've been just mangled. I consider this foreplay.
The main event is the titty-fucking. That way when you're holding them together and squeezing with your big strong hands they are nice and sore so I can feel every pump of your dick.
I dare you to look at my picture and not daydream about emptying your balls all over that creamy white flesh.

I is for Inanimate Objects

This is a pretty recent discovery for me. Not too long ago, I was browsing one of my favorite porn sites. I have a thing for watching guys masturbate so I was looking through those. I stumbled across a video of a guy pounding the shit out of his blow up doll. At first I thought it was silly, but I kept watching. Before I knew it, my pussy started to tingle and my nipples started to get hard. I don't know what it was, but watching this dude on top of this doll and bending it and pounding into it. He was shoving his dick into whatever hole he could. It was the sexiest thing I've seen in a long time. You could tell this is how he wanted to fuck a real girl, but may have been too much of a pussy to actually give it to a girl that hard. He was giving it to this doll just to get himself off. I ended up cumming in my panties watching him cum in her fake cunt.

The next day, I searched a little harder. I found videos of men humping pillows (HOT!), mattresses (HOT!), exercise balls (HOT!), and stuffed animals (HOT!!!!). The more I watched the more I was enjoying it.

I've gotten to explore this new fetish of mine on the phone and in real life and it is still and endless source of entertainment. It's crazy sexy and a little silly. It's funny, fun, and hot. You really can't go wrong with that.

So, what are you going to hump for me?

Feeling bad about your small penis?

One of my most faithful of followers called me this morning after sending me a list of things that his wee shaft resembled.


"Some things that are close in width (and length) to my penis shaft…

a roll of nickels
a bic lighter
a pack of lifesavers
a tube of lipstick

Maybe you can think of a couple more things around this size?"

I mentioned that maybe it was the size of a breakfast sausage link, but then we decided that was too meaty.

He also so kindly reminded me that:

"It's thicker than a AA battery, a Hello Kitty pencil, a crayon, a
toothpick or a matchstick, but I can understand why it reminds girls
of those things."

He's lucky to have me here to remind him that his wee genitals are the source of all of his failures. It's why all of his girlfriends cheat on him, why all pretty women want to crush him like a bug, why he flunked out of college, and why a certain lady is ruining his life by cutting his funding.
His teeny, tiny cock and nuts are also a very good representation of his whole body. Thin, useless and disgusting.

So if you are feeling bad about your lack of "manhood" just remember that you aren't that guy. Your cock doesn't look like a roll of Smarties with a Rolo on top.

H is for Hands and Knees, Bitch

There is something so powerful and liberating about standing above a groveling male. What the weakling did to get into that position doesn't really matter. All that matters is that I look wicked sexy in a pair of shiny black leather boots that have just been licked clean. He won't be licking anything else so I don't need to worry about his poor tongue being tired. If he makes the mistake of saying anything other than what I instruct him to say he's quickly reminded who's boss by the slap of my strong hand across his face.
Life is so easy when you just say what I tell you to. For so long you've made things so complicated by trying to think with your brain and that pathetic, tiny piece of meat hanging between your legs. Since your little penis reminds me of an ant I'm going to treat it like one. That means crushing it under my sparkling boot while you cry like the little bitch you are. If you're a good boy that I think is capable of learning I'll let you watch a real man fuck me. I have so many ways to train a little loser like you.
Don't forget to say thank you after each painful and humiliating thing I do to you. We both know you love every mean thing I say and do to you. Since you will never be fucking me, your only purpose is to be fucked *with*. If you can't do that right, I have no problem kicking you to the curb.
This is all about me. It has always been and will always be about me. I am the center of your universe and you are a pathetic piece of shit. I just love how you keep crawling back for more. I'm only being mean if I don't enjoy it and I love every second of it.