This was just too good not to share. He may be a worthless and pathetic loser, but at least he makes me laugh.
"My penis head is the single lamest spot in the entire universe. Its
sorry weeness sums up everything about me, symbolizing my humiliating
rejections by women, my flunking out of college, and my failure in my
profession. Barely an inch wide, it belongs in preschool, not
adulthood. It’s like someone stuck a cap eraser on a Hello Kitty
pencil or a crayon. It’s the dot on the exclamation point of my loser
life, and it’s always going, “ping!”"
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