That means it's time for my Spring Break (whoooo!). I'll be away from March 26th until my newly added Wednesday playtime on April 6th. Don't worry about me, boys, I'll be relaxing someplace warm, trying out my new bikini, and surrounded by big dicked studs. It will be entertaining for sure. Plus, I'll have some fun and exciting stories to tell (as I always do).
Until I return, promise to think some filthy thoughts of me.
3.21.2011
3.12.2011
Ping!
This was just too good not to share. He may be a worthless and pathetic loser, but at least he makes me laugh.
"My penis head is the single lamest spot in the entire universe. Its
sorry weeness sums up everything about me, symbolizing my humiliating
rejections by women, my flunking out of college, and my failure in my
profession. Barely an inch wide, it belongs in preschool, not
adulthood. It’s like someone stuck a cap eraser on a Hello Kitty
pencil or a crayon. It’s the dot on the exclamation point of my loser
life, and it’s always going, “ping!”"
"My penis head is the single lamest spot in the entire universe. Its
sorry weeness sums up everything about me, symbolizing my humiliating
rejections by women, my flunking out of college, and my failure in my
profession. Barely an inch wide, it belongs in preschool, not
adulthood. It’s like someone stuck a cap eraser on a Hello Kitty
pencil or a crayon. It’s the dot on the exclamation point of my loser
life, and it’s always going, “ping!”"
3.04.2011
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