Did I forget to mention that I'm back from my vacation? I had a lovely little break, but I've missed all of my boys and girls. I do love relaxing in a fabulous hotel bed being pampered all day. I also love lounging by a pool in a pretty bikini. It's so easy for me to fall into the role of princess. I even did some shopping for lacy, frilly things that I'd love to tell you all about.
I did a couple of things that would not at all qualify as "ladylike", but they felt so good and I'm so bad at saying no.
I look forward to telling all about how this girl went wild (woooo!).
OH! I'll also be around on Wednesdays for a few hours (3pm-8pm) for the next couple of weeks if you need a little Hump Day company.
4.11.2011
3.21.2011
Spring has sprung!
That means it's time for my Spring Break (whoooo!). I'll be away from March 26th until my newly added Wednesday playtime on April 6th. Don't worry about me, boys, I'll be relaxing someplace warm, trying out my new bikini, and surrounded by big dicked studs. It will be entertaining for sure. Plus, I'll have some fun and exciting stories to tell (as I always do).
Until I return, promise to think some filthy thoughts of me.
Until I return, promise to think some filthy thoughts of me.
3.12.2011
Ping!
This was just too good not to share. He may be a worthless and pathetic loser, but at least he makes me laugh.
"My penis head is the single lamest spot in the entire universe. Its
sorry weeness sums up everything about me, symbolizing my humiliating
rejections by women, my flunking out of college, and my failure in my
profession. Barely an inch wide, it belongs in preschool, not
adulthood. It’s like someone stuck a cap eraser on a Hello Kitty
pencil or a crayon. It’s the dot on the exclamation point of my loser
life, and it’s always going, “ping!”"
"My penis head is the single lamest spot in the entire universe. Its
sorry weeness sums up everything about me, symbolizing my humiliating
rejections by women, my flunking out of college, and my failure in my
profession. Barely an inch wide, it belongs in preschool, not
adulthood. It’s like someone stuck a cap eraser on a Hello Kitty
pencil or a crayon. It’s the dot on the exclamation point of my loser
life, and it’s always going, “ping!”"
3.04.2011
2.26.2011
O is for Orgasm
One of my favorite things about being one of the elite girls here at yourdesires is the amount of times I get to cum. When I'm at home and not here I don't have nearly as many orgasms. It's not that I don't have sex or masturbate (because I totally do). I think it's that I don't get to devote all of my attention to laying in bed with my fingers playing with my twat.
Here it's expected. If my orgasms don't reach double digits in a day that means something is wrong. Luckily if the boys aren't making me cum, then the other ladies are. I would be lying if I said there wasn't a bit of down time between calls. During those times we usually just focus on each other. We've gotta keep our panties wet for you guys. That usually means fingering and licking. I try to keep the strap on away until the phone rings. I don't want to get too distracted.
The best is when it's both. I'm not sure I can truly explain how hot it is to hear a guy jerking off over the phone when there's a girl making me cum by licking or fingering or fucking me while he listens. It's not as easy to time it so we cum together since I don't have as much control as when I'm doing it myself, but that's part of the fun.
I'll let you pick which girl I play with next. There are just too many options for me.
Here it's expected. If my orgasms don't reach double digits in a day that means something is wrong. Luckily if the boys aren't making me cum, then the other ladies are. I would be lying if I said there wasn't a bit of down time between calls. During those times we usually just focus on each other. We've gotta keep our panties wet for you guys. That usually means fingering and licking. I try to keep the strap on away until the phone rings. I don't want to get too distracted.
The best is when it's both. I'm not sure I can truly explain how hot it is to hear a guy jerking off over the phone when there's a girl making me cum by licking or fingering or fucking me while he listens. It's not as easy to time it so we cum together since I don't have as much control as when I'm doing it myself, but that's part of the fun.
I'll let you pick which girl I play with next. There are just too many options for me.
2.10.2011
mmmmm birthday sex!!
Without giving away too many juicy details, I have to say that my birthday was the best ever! I can still feel the cum dripping out of my pussy. Nice big dicks are better than jewelry any day. I'm probably going to be sore until Christmas.
I'd be happy to share (or overshare) with you exactly how much cock I got, but typing it out would just get me too excited. It's very difficult for me to type with one hand. It's so much easier for me to hold a phone with one hand.
So, why don't you give me a call and we can keep the celebration going. I'm sure you didn't get the chance to congratulate me properly for another year of being my slutty self.
I'd be happy to share (or overshare) with you exactly how much cock I got, but typing it out would just get me too excited. It's very difficult for me to type with one hand. It's so much easier for me to hold a phone with one hand.
So, why don't you give me a call and we can keep the celebration going. I'm sure you didn't get the chance to congratulate me properly for another year of being my slutty self.
1.31.2011
Happy Birthday To Me!
As most of you know (because I've pounded it into your heads) my birthday is VERY soon. Sunday the 6th to be exact. I would love to hear from each and every one of you to hear how much you've enjoyed the past year with me and what sexy things we are going to do in my upcoming year.
I'll be around Thursday, February 3rd from Noon-10pm Friday, February 4th from Noon-10pm, and Saturday from Noon-5pm
You'll notice I'm taking my actual birthday off to celebrate in style. I'll be telling y'all about my cake eating, opening presents, and fabulous sex. I promise!
I'll be around Thursday, February 3rd from Noon-10pm Friday, February 4th from Noon-10pm, and Saturday from Noon-5pm
You'll notice I'm taking my actual birthday off to celebrate in style. I'll be telling y'all about my cake eating, opening presents, and fabulous sex. I promise!
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